Designer, gamer, modder, writer, performer of honest wage slavery. Bringer of swords to gun fights, knives to sword fights, and occasionally guns to knife fights. Retroactively sick of your bullshit, so don't start with me, cupcake.
imagine being the accounts who went on deranged rants about mousegirls, having to face the fact you inadvertently caused a boom in mousegirl sexualization on tumblr. I would never recover.
wide-eyed freud aspirant: yyou said mousegirl becaus eyoy were thinking about her pussy FUCKING disgusting
guy scrolling past who has never thought about mousegirl pussy in his entire life until this point: hm……..
“fraternizing” is such a fun type of relationship. like you’re not supposed to hang out with that guy so we’re going to use a word for it that makes it sound as cool and interesting as possible for you to hang out with that guy.
anyway who wants to fraternize with me. it DOES have to be gay and we WILL be making out btw.
one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he’s 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute “tall”
once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as “gandalf and the hobbits” and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that
told him i made this post and he’s still insistent that he isn’t tall
bf: i’m not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street
me: they aren’t
bf: but i can see their faces! if i’m looking at their faces they must be the same height
me: you’re looking down slightly babe
bf: why would i do that
me: because you’re tall
incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i’m “normally that short”
if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver
Opposite energy of my 6’1 aunt who said to me “are you short? I had no idea. Everyone looks the same height to me because I look down at them.”
This hits way too close to home. Also, important question: what DOES work? I got hope from all those things and they didn’t work and I’m still trying to find something that does so I can get my shit together at least enough to do the stuff I actually Wanna do.
this made me think “Hephaestus would also love us” and then I saw Hephaestus going on a forbidden journey to sunder Prometheus’s chains because without the gift of fire humans would never have learned the art of the forge. and he was already cast out of Olympus for being born with a disability, without fire in human hands he would have been so lonely, god of nothing and no one.
now they watch humans do these things together just beaming like two proud dads and occasionally calling Asclepius when shit goes sideways (“we love you, children! always wear your PPE!”)
